writer's blog ... oops block

Well its been too long and i am finally back in front of this glaring screen spouting a load of excrement which i expect you my tolerant readers to wade through ... I am suffering from a particularly virulent infection known as writer's blog( block) ...
Symptoms include long stretches of silence with a total lack of any form of creative or intelligible thought ... particularly bad puns on the meaning of life which should be condemned to the sanitariums if possible ...
Anyway this feeble attempt at pulling myself out of the mire will hopefully not be my last ...
Life on this side of the sun is pretty banal as it is ... the present at present is fairly passe... and the future doesn't seem to be presenting any intersting prospects ...
I invite all bloggers to see the humble author make a fool of himself on stage as he decides to exercise his vocal cords in an act of what can only be described as foolhardiness ...
P.S. Bring rotten eggs and tomatoes which will strictly not be provided at the venue